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1. Main sirf badhti hu aur kabhi nahi ghatti hu?
    Batao main kon hu?

   Answer:  Age

2. Har raat mujhe mera task milta hai aur main thik time pe
    Apna yeh kaam pura kar bhi leti hu.
    Par phir bhi jab bhi main apna kaam karta hu toh log
    Mujhe koste hai batao main kon hu?

    Answer:  Alarm

3. Kon hai woh jo ek kone me hi rahta hue
    Puri duniya ghum aata hai?

    Answer: Dak Ticket

4. Mera astitwo tabhi hai jab roshni hai.
    Par agar mujh par direct light mari jaye
    Toh main mar jata hu.
    Batao main kon hu?

    Answer: Parchhai

5. Main hamesha aasman aur dharti ke bich me hi rahta hu.
    Hamesha aapse dur rahta hu.
    Agar koi mujhe pakadna chahe toh main aur dur bhag jata hu.
    Batao kon hu main?

    Answer: The Horizon

6. Jitna aap isme se nikaloge yeh utna
    Badta jata hai.
    Batao kya hai yeh?

    Answer: Ek Gaddha

7. Wah kya hai jo sukhate time gila
    Ho jata hai?

    Answer: Towel

8. Baithe baithe kon chal chalta hai?

    Answer: Chase player

9. Mujhe jitna khilaoge main utna jiunga.
    Par agar mujhe pani ki ek boond bhi pilaya
    Toh main mar jaunga.
    Batao main kon hu?

    Answer: Fire

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10. Log mujhe khane ke liye kharidte hai
      Par mujhe koi nahi khata.
      Batao kon hu main?

      Answer: Plate

11. Wah kya hai jo 1 Minute me 1 bar
      Har Moment me 2 bar
      Aur 1000 year me ek baar bhi nhi dikhta?

      Answer: Alphabet M

12. Woh kon si jagah hai jaha par
      Agar 100 log jaye toh
      101 log wapas aate hai?

      Answer: Baraat

13. Wah kon sa kaam hai jise mahilaye
       Roj karti hai aur aadmi jindagi me
       Ek baar karta hai?

       Answer: Mang me sindur bharna

14. Wah kon si chiz hai
      Jise sab sone se pahle
      Nikal kar sote hai?

      Answer: Chasma Aur Jute- Chappal

15. Wah kon si chiz hai
      Jise jitna khicho wah
      Chhoti ho jati hai?

      Answer: Cigarette

16. Wah kon si jagah hai jaha aadmi
      Amir ho ya garib use katora
      Lekar khada hona padta hai?

      Answer: Pani puri ka install

17. Aisi kon si chiz hai jo
      Aaj hai toh kal nahi nahi kal hai
      Toh parso nahi parso hai toh
      Agle din nahi

      Answer: Date

18. Bharat ka kon sa
      Sahar hai jise hum
      Khate bhi hai?

      Answer: Shimla

19. Aisi kon si jagah hai jaha agar
     100 log jaye toh 99 hi wapas
      Aate hai?

      Answer: Kabristan

20. Woh kon si chiz hai jise
       Aage se bhagwan ne banaya
       Aur pichhe se insaan ne banaya?

      Answer: Bailgaadi

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21. Aisi kon si chiz hai
      Jise log khate bhi hai
      Aur pite bhi hai?

     Answer: Tobacco

22. Kala ghoda saphed sawari
      Ek utra to dusre ki baari
      Pahchano kon ?

      Answer: Tawa Aur Roti

23. Aisi kon si chiz hai jise hum
      Khol ya band nahi kar sakte hai?

      Answer: Jackie Chan

24. Aisi kon si chiz hai
      Jise hum pine ke liye
      Kharidte hai magar pite nahi hai?

      Answer: Glass

25. Aisi kon si chiz hai, jise subah dekho
      Toh hari, dopahar ko kali, saam ko
      Neeli aur raat ko saphed dikhai deti hai?

    Answer: Billi ki Ankhein

26. Idhar ki baat udhar main karta,
      Udhar ki idhar batata,
      Chugalkhor par kahe na koi,
      Sabke kaam main aata.

      Answer: Mobile Phone

27. Ek naari ki suni kahani,
      Milo lambi kaya.
      Tedhi-Medhi kamariya jiski,
      Uttar do, kya samajh me aaya.

     Answer: Sadak

28. Hara-Bara hai mera ang, rahta hu dibbi me band
      Dibbi kholna saral hai kaam, jaldi batao mera naam?

     Answer: Mattar (pea)

29. Hum har jagah jeet mangte hai
      Lekin aisi kon si jagah hai
      Jaha hum haar mangte hai?

      Answer: Phool Ki Dukan

30. Aisi kon si chiz hai jise bahut tej dhup
      Me bhi sukhana muskil hi nahi namumkin
      Bhi hai?

     Answer: Pasina

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31. Barsat ke mausam me 5 moti
      Ladkiya ek chhoti si chhattri
      Lekar bahar ghum rahi thi.
      Woh chhattri un 5 ladkiyo
      Ke liye bahut chhoti thi phir bhi
      Ek bhi ladki gili nahi hue batao kaise?

     Answer: Barsat Ka Mausam Tha Par
                    Barsat Nahi Ho Rahi Thi.

32. Wah kon sa sawal hai jiska
      Jawab lagatar badalta rahta hai?

      Answer: Time kya hua hai

33. Wah kon sa chiz hai jo upar bhi jati
      hai aur niche bhi aati hai par sada
      apni jagah par rahti hai?

      Answer: Stairs

34. Wah nahi karta kabhi kisi se jhagda
      ya ladai phir bhi hoti hai uski sada
      pitai batao kon hao woh?

      Answer: Dhol

35. Woh kya hai jo aap kahi na kahi chhod dete
      hai magar phir bhi aapke sath hote hai?

     Answer: Fingerprint

36. Gori se gori aurat ki bhi ek chiz
      kaali hoti hai batao kon si?

     Answer: Parchhai

37. Wah kya hai jo aapke kuch bhi kahne se
      ek dusre se alag ho jate hai?

      Answer: lips

38. Aisi konsi chiz hai jo aadmi me toh
      badti hai lekin mahilao me nahi?

     Answer: Dadhi - Mochh

39. Aisi konsi chiz hai jise hum khate hai
      lekin use dekh nahi sakte hai?

     Answer: Kasam

40. Aise kon si chiz hai hai jo agar ek
      bar phat jaye toh use koi bhi sill nahi
      sakta hai?

     Answer: Gubbara

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41. Aisi konsi chiz hai jise todne par
      koi aawaz nahi aati hai?

     Answer: Biswas

42. Jab hoth se hoth milte hai
      Toh kya hota hai?

     Answer: Muh band hota hai.

43. Aam ke pedh ke niche andha, gunga,
      Langda aur bahra baitha hai. Aam
     Gira toh sabse pehle kon uthayega?

     Answer: Gunga

44. Rohan ne Sohan se pucha ki batao tumhari
      Jeb me kya hai ?
     Sohan ne jawab diya ki meri jeb me kuch
     Hai bhi aur meri jeb me kuch nahi bhi hai.
     Batao yah kaise ho sakta hai?

    Answer: Agar Jeb Me Chhed Ho Toh

45. Uska pee jab chhati laye
     Achha - Bhala kaan ho jaye
     Dare sher bhi - so chilaye
     Jis par thuke woh mar jaye.

    Answer: Bandook

46. Aisa kon sa khajana hai
     Jise jitna jyada lootaya
     Jaye, wah utna hi jyada
    Badta jata hai?

     Answer: Gyan Ka Khajana

47. Laghu Ghupha sa iska roop
      Us par sobhe rahta soop.

     Answer: Naak

48. Aisa konsa coat hai jise
      Sirf mahilaye pahanti hai
      Aadmi nahi pahante hai?

     Answer: Petticoat

49. Aisi kon si chiz hai jo
      Barish me chahe jitna bheege
     Wah kabhi geeli nahi ho sakti hai?

     Answer: Pani

50. Ek ladke ke ghar uska friend aata hai
     Aur woh apne friend se kahta hai "yeh jo
     tashveer hai mere papa ke bete ki hai par mera
     Bhai nahi" Batao yah kaise sambhav hai?

     Answer: Kyuki woh us ladke ki khud
    tashveer thi
   

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